Tali reaches the TON

It finally happened! Nobody in the galaxy said it was possible but Tali showed them wrong. She ate herself into complete immobility but she did it, TALI HAS REACHED ONE WHOLE TON! Maybe it was thanks to that last minute of stuffing but Tali is now the fattest woman in all of space. What does she have to say about her new fame?......

"I want to go for the TWO TON mark!"